Minivan Pin

Condoms are basically the ultimate form of protection... not protection against unwanted pregnancies, mind you but protection against being stuck owning 2018 Dodge Caravan. Let's face it. There's really nothing worse than minivans. There should be a constitutional amendment banning their existence. So be sure to put a helmet on that soldier unless you want to end up tooling around town in a minivan.

Size: 1.25" diameter